warning! i have a mind of a serial killer...

a few days ago, over the phone, my friend gave me a scenario:

i had a dead relative. and during the wake, my sister brought along her boyfriend whom i find irrestistably attractive. on the way home from the wake, i killed my sister. why did i kill my sister?

primarily, on my mind, i first answered it as: i want to get the guy.

but since i thought of it as a trick question...

my mouth uttered to my friend: "i killed my sister just so there would be another funeral and therefore, getting me a chance to see the guy again."

and my friend broke the news to me....

accompanied by a long pause and shock, she asked me, "is that really your answer?"

and i said, "yeah, why?"

and she said, "oh my God. you have a mind of a serial killer."

and i thought she was pulling a joke, "hahaha... ok ka lang?!?"

but along with those words, i was shocked, and actually started to get scared. i felt my heart skip some beats. i kept insisting that she was just kidding or making it up. but after presenting some statistical information where the same question was asked to some serial killers, around 90 percent of them (i think) answered the same way i did, i was really speechless, and partially convinced. she was saying that indeed, serial killers are so superficial.

an 82 percent aggressive tendency + a mind of a serial killer = me?!?

i probably need to see a psychiatrist...